Porridge booked

"Norman Stanley Patrick Hugh Merrow-Smith Fletcher, you have pleaded guilty to the charges of attaining the age of 80 years brought by this court, and it is now my duty to pass sentence. You are an habitual family man, who accepts hors d'ouevres as an occupational hazard, and presumably accepts indigestion in the same casual manner. We therefore feel constrained to commit you to the maximum term allowed for these offences — you will go to
The Brasserie Oxford Prison for five hours."
















Booked for noon on the 1st April at the Malmaison Brasserie.CLICK for Menu

There is a bar, and there are private dining rooms off the restaurant which is complete with iron staircase, low lintels and the heavy studded wooden doors of the old gaol, with a very plush and exclusive atmosphere. Tour







The Castle Mound has recently been land-scaped and there's lots to see and lots to EXPLORE for the kids and adults too.

It's had a lick of paint since this photo!

(you'd think they'd clean the loos for Lillibet!!!!)