Dress code?

Having spent three hours on the internet joining various internet flight clubs that all fail to let me pay be Switch or to purchase electronic tickets for my chosen route (and who won't deliver paper tickets outside of the UK) I am now ready to gnaw off the rest of my hand. This blog is my 'wooden spoon' of insanity.

So forgive me...but I think that, assuming anyone ever gets to the family function, we should all wear smart casual attire with swimming trunks on underneath in case it gets warm. In fact, lets oil up those biceps and put on a show. Anyone else game? The full monty, I hear you cry? Ah, but alas I fear I have not lost quite enough weight for that. I still have enough adipose tissue to keep warm on a mild and sunny October afternoon but I will bring a fairly trendy casual suit to wear should the temperature fall. How's about that for advice?

Okay, so I don't have a trendy suit at the minute. In fact Jan reminds me that none of us have got anything to wear, so perhaps it is the full monty after all! You can leave your hat on.....