Sunday, September 12, 2004

The French Connection

Su, yu sort yu coud av a sheep billet to Waterloo, eh? Well, you cannot, okay! We Frenchies don't want you horrid little Inglish persons travelling on our trens at half zer price, so we make it twice ze price to get to Avignon in ze first place. Aha! You bleeding Inglish sinks you nose every little thing eh? Get you own stupide tren. You alreadies av your own Waterloo! Pah!

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