Tears - Don't talk to me about tears.

A walk in the Park

Two ladies of 80, one day were out walking
in the park, neath the bright sunny sky
they were feeding the ducks and the swans on the lake
when one of them let out a cry. (Pause for effect)
For running towards them, there came a streaker
and one of them let out a screech.
One of the ladies they say had a stroke,
but the other one just couldn't reach. Anon

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