What a long way for a pair of shoes

Mum;s troubles were exacerbated by her difficulty in walking due to the pain in her feet caused by toes that insist on trying to cross each other and the resultant corns between her toes. Today we decided to pop over to the Bicester Village Clark;s outlet shop to see if we can get some wide fitting shoes, as recommended by her podiatrist and were successful in finding 2 pairs that both looked nice and felt nice, so all is happiness once again.
We stopped off for lunch at the Jersey Arms and were home in 15 mins from there. Sorry about the apostrophe, but I clicked on the apostrophe and I get a semi-colon. I also tried to type an e-mail AND (ampersand) but kept getting an upside down exclamation mark. Not only once, but every time. Like the pub which ran out of crisps - not a one! Now I cannot type in my e-mail as it always comes out as an ! Dad
ps I have just learned that somehow I had managed to convert the keyboard to Spanish - hence the upside down ? ! etc. Seems to be ok now @ hip hip hurrah, as I am once more a Brit!! Dad.