Two pints of larger and a packet of crisps please

Happy birthday Will; hope you got a few jars in and won't suffer too much tomorrow. Also to you Jen...Out with the cognac...

What's Bridgette got to say about Head Masters Steve? I've been trying to run our school for the last week as my colleague is off sick....and I'm whacked. Somewhere as big as Lord Bill's would be quite a challenge! Last week a boy was dealing marijuana in the playground, yesterday the same boy filled in a lad on the bus...two police cases later and I hear he's in tomorrow on the bus as usual! That's Spain for you! The local boys in blue have a reputation for being tough, but when the law works in your favour then our hands are tied! More on this if you post a comment, otherwise I'll put it to bed. You never know who is logging in!

As for teaching, I've heard that also goes on at our school from time to time but I haven't seen any for a few days...It's just gone midnoght and I have a heap still to do but it may have to wait. I need sleep more than success! What shall I do the assembly theme on? The prodigal son? The good Samaritan? The boy that got strung up by his goolies for dealing drugs in the playground? Suggestions please, if you are feeling creative!!