Hello me harties

The life out here is short and gay - you live two weeks and fade away - I'm taking the wife for a fortnight's stay -- on Eye tiddly Eye tie Isle. (Apologies to George Formby)
We are ok here - still coffing well. No bighters on the house front yet, except Mum's hairdresser who has got her house up for sale in Carisbrooke and wants to move thisaway. Perhaps things will look up when the trippers arrive on Eye tiddly Eye tie isle.
Edmund's 14th on Tuesday. Don't forget.
Loved your latest Postcards from Provence. When are you going to produce a book? Julian Could sell well, but not as much as an individual painting. perhaps at £24.99 per copy (or whatever) and with the right publishers you could make a packet. A nice little earner. We also loved your irises on your new shifting light Website. The lemons made my mouth water (stopped me playing my trumpet).
Congratulations, Steve on your two ceilings. Did you get an eyeful? Did you use chaud made with marijuana or did you eat the chaud and smoke the mari-------?
We are off to sunny Wales on Wednesday - couldn't face motorways on the May Bank holiday - sorry, Edmund. I think we may be the catalyst who let Blair back in - Eh? After a week with Cath we will pop down to Torquay for Mum's birthday and hopefully have a nice meal at John Burton Race's New Angel in Dartmouth. Alternatively a meal of fish stew or moules mariniere. - I love............mm!
We hope our absence will encourage a buyer to have a shuftee at Hazelbank without us there. Then we can start to look round for somewhere not too far away on the mainland. Hope you guys all enjoy the Opera in Valencia, Pete. Put the cat in the cello to please Beth. Perhaps not. Hope you are all well down there in Singapura Nic Jen and family. I will try and keep up with the blogger from Wales. Have a nice weekend. Love Mum and Dad.